Sorry i've been lazy so i'll do this to appease the fans, Matt Spurr's lowdown on the 20 premier league clubs before it all starts tomorrow/today:
Arsenal: cunts, too short
Aston Villa: Why sign downing when you have young?
Birmingham: whats the point in getting promoted
Blackburn: will be boring as usual
Bolton: danger kev will secure mid-table
Burnley: Whats the ship that never sinks? Championship.
Chelsea: Premier League Champions
Everton: will only get worse
Fulham: Get distacted by Europe so will fall down the table.
Hull: may just stay up thanks to the other orange team.
Liverpool: weaker without Alonso, Aquilani out for 2 months = DROPPED POINTS.
Man City: Chelsea had a platform already, City didnt, will not break top 4
Man Utd: Where have Ronaldo and Tevez gone? oh well, 3 in a row is enough.
Portsmouth: No players, no money, relegation scrap
Stoke: will do alright.
Sunderland: Darren Bent wont solve your problems.
Spurs: Destined for europa league greatness
West Ham: so what if Carlton Cole played well for England, you'll still get mid-table.
Wigan: BORING, oh wait their manager is Spanish, maybe they wont be so...
Wolves: hopefully their championship strike force will bring goals and relegate Hull.
*refer back in May
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