Oceana

To be honest, i was underwhelmed. It was a bigger version of what i am used to from b'town, specifically lava, and i dont know why I expected anything else. Maybe it was the fact that i didn't pull, and with the amount of females that were present but (excuses, excuses) I did go out with 2 girls and as any lad would say pulling in the company of girl mates is a lot harder than pulling in the company of guy mates. Maybe it was the sickening taste of alcopop that was left in my mouth from the moment i got to Claudias due to the fact that, because this place gets so busy, so early on, that I didnt have enough time to get the beers in, so was left with a smirnoff ice substitute. Maybe its because I had become increasingly tired over this Holiday as I have been getting less, rather than more, sleep and therefore was tired before i got in. Maybe it was the fact that the Toilet Man had no originality keeping it simply to 'No Spray, No Lay' rather than expanding to 'No Splash, No Gash' or the even rarer 'No Armani, No Punani'. Maybe its the fact that in the process of getting to Claudias and back, getting back to Claudias from Oceana, drink in the Lloyd's outside and in Oceana and Entry, I spent in the region of £40. Or Maybe its all of these factors, on top of the feeling that I wasn't going there directly from my Halls, nor was near as pissed or near as up for it as I would have been if it was during term time.

The fact is when i'm back home i go to a different type of club, and there's something about London that puts me in a different mindset. Was good to see Claudia and Kim though :D